Tony is sitting behind his desk. Adam enters.
Tony: Sit down.
(Adam does so.)
Tony: Do you know what I’m holding in my hand?
Adam: A straight flush?
Tony: (sighing) Your latest appraisal. (Pause) Frankly, the organisation expected greater things.
Adam: Well, I've been working on a restricted canvas. (Smiling) Still reading through the classics?
Tony: (pretentiously) Just finished reading Don Quixote for the third time.
Adam: Did you skip the dull bits?
Tony: That would be sacrilegious … though it’s overrated, of course.
Adam: Of course.
Long pause.
Tony: (uncomfortable) I’m afraid I’ve some bad news.
Adam: You’ve had a full body scan and received a clean bill of health?
(Tony raises his eyes heavenward.)
Adam: Your hair-piece is writing an autobiography?
(Tony shrugs helplessly.)
Long pause.
Tony: Have you lost weight?
Adam: I’m on a diet.
Tony: Finding it easy?
Adam: Definitely. I’ve no money for food since my wife left me.
Awkward pause.
Adam: How is she by the way?
Tony: Melissa? Never better … Wants for nothing … Damn gorgeous … Great in bed. No need to tell you? … eh?
Adam: (thoughtful) Well ... No.
Pause
Adam: And the townhouse?
Tony: (smiling) Great. You invested a great deal of time and capital in the property.
Adam: Yes.
Tony: I haven’t had to modify or improve a single thing since I moved in.
Adam: I’m pleased.
Tony: (softly) Did we ... Did I ever thank you?
Adam: I don’t believe so ... No.
Tony: Not a word? (Pause) Astounding.
Pause
Tony: How do you relax?
Adam: I play blank CDs full blast and dance to annoy the neighbours in the next dust bin. (Smiling) I hope to move to a skip soon.
Long Pause
Tony: Melissa and I are concerned about your mental state.
Adam: Really? I’m flattered.
Tony: (apprehensively) You don’t mind?.
Adam: Mind? I don’t have a mind. I pawned my brain years ago. (Smiling) It’s sitting in the window beside a Second World War hand grenade. In fact, it's hard to tell the difference between them.
Pause
Tony: Are you undergoing therapy?
Adam: Once a week. The psychiatrist pops pills during our sessions. It tends to interrupt the flow. Says I’m the only person she’s met suffering from “sibling rivalry” who’s an only child.
Long Pause
Tony: You’ve been at this organisation a long time without any appreciable increase in rank, or salary. Any ideas why?
Adam: Losing my wife and home to my boss—you— had a profound effect. Other than that, I’m at a loss.
Tony: “The gods support those who are stronger.”
Adam: Tacitus.
Tony: (unsure) Indeed …You’ve a sharp mind when used properly.
Adam: Think so?
Tony: Yes.
Pause
Tony: No sour grapes?
Adam: None.
Long Pause
Tony: Any financial difficulties?
Adam: Other than being forced into personal bankruptcy several times, and a credit rating below “Absolute zero”—fine. However, living in a dust bin has drawbacks in terms of comfort and pursuing a meaningful social life.
Pause
Tony: “Sometimes it’s necessary to destroy the man to save him.”
Adam: Really? Has it ever happened to you?
Tony: No. I’m sorry to say it’s happening to you. As of today, you can leave the past entirely behind. You’re no longer an employee of this organisation. I’d write you a reference … what would be the point?
Adam: Exactly.
Tony: (smiling) I wish I was starting afresh again.
Adam: Shall I say I was fired, resigned, lost motivation and direction, or that the boss took my wife, home, and assorted assets?
Tony: (uneasily) I would never advise an individual to be less than honest. In this case, however, economy may be advantageous for all concerned.
Long Pause
Tony: (rising from his chair) I hope you found this conversation uplifting, and rewarding. I know I did. (Pause) As your contract is terminated with immediate effect, please leave your employee card with security. (Pause) I would advise against returning to your workspace … we don’t want “ex-work colleagues” upset, do we?
Adam: No … Yes … I understand.
Tony: Just look at the last twenty years as a right step in the wrong direction.
Adam: Really?
Tony: Hell, yes. (Pause) On the bright side, I met Melissa, socialised at your home, and eventually moved in. It changed my life no end. Couldn’t live without Melissa, or the “townhouse.” (Pause) Anyway, enough about me.
Awkward pause.
Adam: Do you remember the first question I asked when I joined the organisation?
Tony: No. (Chuckling) I remember asking if you were married. Didn’t realise your wife would be so attractive. I’ve still got that first photograph you showed me―I cut you out, of course.
Adam: “What are the first projects I will be involved with?”
Tony: (smiling) You’re kidding me? Did I give an answer? … No? … No.
Adam: I wanted to make my mark on those initial critical projects.
Tony: Really? I wish I had known.
Pause
Tony: “Fate always goes as it must.”
Adam: Beowulf.
Tony: (hesitant) Indeed … a sharp mind.
Pause
Tony: (softly) A message for Melissa?
Adam: Tell her ... Tell her, “I loved her too much to hate her now.”
(Adam moves toward the door.)
Tony: And me?
Adam: (turns round) You have this strange affect on people that causes oily discharge and loss of appetite. In fact, the list is endless. My advice? Come back from the “dark side.” Trust me―We’re all just one step from the slaughterhouse. You take care now.
(Adam exits, leaving Tony shaking with trepidation and doubt.)
THE END?
Reflections: Some people think they are smart; too smart by half. Whether they possess wisdom is another matter? I am aware other people have qualities of character and personality which I do not possess, nor ever will. However, I feel sadness for those who feel the need to look down on other men and women through an injudicious sense of superiority. A figure of authority may turn out to be more crooked and immoral than anyone he, or she, condemns.
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